setting realistic goals for my future
And he fucking gets his castle
OHHHHH OH OHHH OHHHHH
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
i hate when i’m trying to destroy babies on the train in staring contests and their parents catch me grilling their little ball of sunshine so i have to smile and pretend like i was admiring it. next time that fucking kid is going down
its scary when someone u think is really cool follows u but never reblogs or likes anything
tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist
when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
this one is for the boys with the boomin system